Anything and Everything ]
or: how I gave up on life

© everlark

prguitarman:

bauske:

cookienun:

symbear:

a-precis:

MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN WEARING A TOWEL AND THIS ENDED UP SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OTHERWISE. 

"Aawhhh jajababanoooh"

this is too good

Hahahaha the end

Haha UHH BUBUBUBNOO-



cinematicnomad:

crazyassmurdererwall:

scottthepilgrim:

what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait

 (via tickatocka)

   (via crazyassmurdererwall)



allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED

allthingshyper:

did-you-kno:

Source

YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED



tyleroakley:


courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt



Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.

tyleroakley:

courfeyrac-yourbody:

trolllinginthedeep:

yo

that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt

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Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.



cusswordsayer:

fatwink:

weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot. 

the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.



hewastheirfriendd:



lukeisherenow:

therealxtina:

the true gay icons

ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life



fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no



opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important

opheliaownsyou:

This photo is so important



lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.

lifehandsulemons:

allhaillokigodofmischief:

When school gets hard, just remember this….

This is really inspiring to me.



lets-bandage-it-up:

freakshow1313:

noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:

thatsonofamitch:

enenkay:

zipperaward:

Hi guys! I wanted to inform you about this great thing that is happening!

These smart fellows have devised a way to create cups, straws, mixers, etc that can detect common date rape drugs. This is an amazing idea and it needs funding! The campaign ends in 35 hours and they are a little short on funding. Please, signal boost this or even give a dollar if you can, it’s a great cause and something that will really change the world!

gogogo!

Only 28 hours left! Check this out and spread the word!

donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
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IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK

Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important! 

Patricia. 



khaleesiunchained:

monicalewinsky1996:

floatingpoop:

step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moan

fact: most men cant accomplish either
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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious



officialkarlurban:

luminousrabbitofcaerbannog:

misswallflower:

Private Bainbridge

Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.

Also known as dAMN SON

Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?



vernon milton boyd iv being smarter than you