MY ROOMMATE WALKED IN WEARING A TOWEL AND THIS ENDED UP SO MUCH BETTER THAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OTHERWISE.
this is too good
Hahahaha the end
Haha UHH BUBUBUBNOO-
what if when you killed someone you gained their best trait
#you think you’re killing someone for their brain and you get their nose instead #you think you’re killing someone for their strength and you get their baking skills instead #you think you’re killing someone for their cunning and you get their ability to parallel park (via crazyassmurdererwall)
YOU’RE IN AUSTRALIA
OF COURSE SPIDERS SHOULD BE FEARED
that’s fifty dollars for a t-shirt
Somehow Tumblr will hate him for this. They’ll find a way.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
the true gay icons
ive been waiting for these gifs together in one set my whole life
When school gets hard, just remember this….
This is really inspiring to me.
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donate or signal boost, they still have about a fifth to go!
IF YOUDONT REBLOG YOU SUCK
Hey! This is pretty awesome, so I thought I’d share here. Even if you can’t donate, signal boosting the fuck out of this is important!
step 1: make girl laugh
step 2: make girl moanfact: most men cant accomplish either
Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious
Also known as Dean Thomas from Gryffindor.
Also known as dAMN SON
Still rockin them Gryffindor colors ain’t ya baby?